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sixpenceee:

Malachite is a copper carbonate hydroxide mineral, with the formula Cu2CO3(OH)2.

(Source: sixpenceee)

Who will die on the titanic?

pshyeaitsmish:

Aries- no
Taurus- no
Gemini- no
Cancer- no
Virgo- no
Libra- no
Scorpio- no
Sagittarius- no
Leo- yes
Capricorn- no
Aquarius- no
Pisces- no

(Source: mishaaaaal)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

thetruesora:
“woodenaxe:
“mosspvnk:
“theverge:
“ Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane
” ”
learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.
”
Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the...

thetruesora:

woodenaxe:

mosspvnk:

theverge:

Google Translate can now read signs for you in real time, which is just completely insane

!!!

learn the language. this is so horribly lazy.

Going to a foreign country for a short visit? Learn the entire language you lazy american! Going to multiple foreign countries? Too bad learn every single one. Just stopping in a foreign country? Learn the language you piece of shit. How dare you translate Russian, a language that looks nothing like your native tongue. Why didnt you learn the entirety of Russian fluently? Durr hburr technology is bad fire is scary and Thomas Edison was a witch.

Person: how are you?

Me: im ok

Person: why just ok?

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stalinchristmasspecial:

tiredcommunist:

harry potter was such a fuckin jock tbh

star player of sports ball
hated history of magic (which would’ve been fascinating)
just likes shooting his magic-gun 
such a bro tbh

trust fund jock that became a cop